Sounds like you need to buy a 360 so you can discover how unbelievably amazing it is to (trying really hard to keep this last bit from sounding dirty, rewrote it like ten times, came to the conclusion I am going to have to avoid using the word "play" at all costs) game with me.
You didn't get to play with the O'Fives either, they are even more mind bogglingly amazing than me! Pity you'll never get the chance since you don't intend to buy a 360... talk about a life wasted...