My wife's best-pal is getting married Tuesday. I genuinly believe that every single aspect of the entire wedding process, since the Engagement party six months ago, has been intentionally engineered to be unpleasant and inconvienient for all involved. I started taking notes in case I want to write a book about it, it's all so ludicrously crummy.

I'm prepared for the ceremony to suck and be no fun at all. But I'm at my breaking point. If it sucks ONE IOTA more than I'm prepared for, I may just strangle her with her own veil.