"Sex keeps getting better and better just as long as its never with the same women more then once"
"I barly touched her and I had you guys"
"We are men therefore are blood born idiots"
"Why is Elvis dead but I am in hell"
"When my kids act up I put the blame where it belongs on there mother"
"Begone children of the corn"
"Another my daddy saw my ass on Oprah"
"Marcy you look like a chicken"