Bum Buccaneers pillage defenceless hindquarters.
Arse Bandits craftily steal but leave intact.
Butt Spelunkers plunge unexplored depths.
Bum Smythes hammer and anvil as art.
Mystical Ass Wizards call upon sorcery to work their wicked will.
Posterior Pirates work closely with Rectal Raiders.
Ass Goblins are frightening indeed.
Butt Savages destroy outright.
But, Intestinal Invaders just go too far.