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well put bossk...
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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It's the truth, ain't it?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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thats damn right!
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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You can hear the Thriller music coming from Boosk's room..............sure whatever you guys say.
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hehe...
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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But it's all entertainment, right?




You can see the road maps to Neverland on the walls of Bossk's room..............Nothing weird about that at all.
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Originally posted by: Jedi Master DJR
You can hear the Thriller music coming from Boosk's room..............sure whatever you guys say.

He called me "Boosk"...

Motti, hand me the Elbowblower. Time to shake off the rust.

And no Thriller. Just Vincent Price's laugh. That will be the last thing you hear before you see the muzzle flashes.

MJ frightens me.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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I'm just curious where you got that I'm a Michael fan or supporter.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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oh my... noone called you boosk, since shimmy got his beating...
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Yeah I know. And where is he these days?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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maybe caught himself calling you boosk and fled... for mexico.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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Didn't that warrant a transatlantic sniping?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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he may have edited it before i read it, and now he is ashamed and in hiding.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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And about that lisp thing... It reminds me of certain anecdote:

A guy was telling an "Elmer Fudd - style" joke to a group of people (and he wasn't familiar with them). He got to the end but... there was no response. So he explained the point of the joke, but still - nobody was laughing. He was staring at them puzzled when one of them said:
-Vewy, vewy funny, dammit...


I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...
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hihi. thats how it can happen. there was a famous comedian here, and while on stage, he made a joke about the disabled, problem is there was a disabled boy in a wheelchair in first row and the boy was SUCH a huge fan of that comedian.
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Originally posted by: motti_soL
hihi. thats how it can happen. there was a famous comedian here, and while on stage, he made a joke about the disabled, problem is there was a disabled boy in a wheelchair in first row and the boy was SUCH a huge fan of that comedian.

Keyword being "was".
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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well, he still IS actually, but he lost a LOT of good-will...
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I would imagine so.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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famous in denmark, is all.
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OK people, from an amateur stand up comedian as myself, here are some tips: never start a joke about disabilities or about people from other cities/states/countries if you don't know the audience, or if you are not prepared to answer back. If you know your audience, go ahead! Rule #2: Hitler has become a comic's secret weapon, if you mention Hitler in a bizarre situation, people will laugh ("have you ever imagine Hitler going to the bathroom, doing #2?"), use him when things are not going well. Rule #3, never tell them you are not funny, they'll belive you and not laugh. Rule #4, if you're bombing, leave at once, dropping the mic on the floor.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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yes we do actually hotrod...
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Isn't the idea of living in Denmark enough comic relief in and of itself?

Oh shit, was that out loud? Gotta dodge the Kneecutter...

And the Elbowblower...
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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