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xhonzi said:

Newsies!  Another great musical I missed!

My mom hates 1776.  My wife loves it.

Your Mom joke FAIL

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"My mom" jokes are the new "your mom" jokes.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Oh, then in that case, I approve.

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xhonzi said:

"My mom" jokes are the new "your mom" jokes.

My mom is the new mom joke.

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I don't like this new turn of events.

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My mom is the swine of neighboring cities.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Oh, I see...

They were deriving some kind of pun based on the rhyme between the words "lock" and "rock" as well as the rhyming of the words "casbah" and the similiar sounding word "taskbar", although strictly speaking an actual task bar is two words. 

Clever girl.

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Sluggo said:

They were deriving some kind of pun based on the rhyme between the words "lock" and "rock" as well as the rhyming of the words "casbah" and the similiar sounding word "taskbar", although strictly speaking an actual task bar is two words. 

You catch on pretty quick.

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Ric's not around right now.  May I be of service?

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I was hoping Ric would say the word "Gormally", repeated thrice.

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Ziggy Stardust said:

Are you AWK?

How dare you!

Wait, what?

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Sluggo said:

I was hoping Ric would say the word "Gormally", repeated thrice.

Oh no you don't.  It took me too long to get back, I'm not going out on another trip just so you can have a little fun.