Most people think I'm 40 until I duck behind a *sigh*clopean pyramid and a beaked monkey wearing a fez (and then they think I'm my other half's dad, or worse my mum's husband...on the phone and the like).

The story is true only the names have been changed :

TELEPHONE RINGS

Bingowings : Hello?

Unfamiliar, Voice Possibly On The Subcontinent : Is this the wrong number?

Bingowings : No, I'm sorry. Have you tried ringing next door?

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......