I'm here because I love the OT and I never want to see it slowly fade away before my eyes. (It already is)
Also, most of the people I know in real life are complete idiots about film.
Example:
ME:
Hey, what's the greatest movie ever made?
MY STUPID FRIENDS:
Meet the Spartans is because they do things with stuff! Har Har Har!
Example #2
ME:
Have you ever seen Alien?
STUPID FRIENDS:
Don't you mean Alien vs. Predator? HARDY-HAR-HAR-HAR!
Want some more real-life examples?
I have a lot...