"Thats no lady thats my wife"
"Those are my kids, thats my wife, and I sell womens shoes envy me. Envy me."
"If God wanted women to go bolliing he would have put there breats on there back to give us something to look at while we wait our turn"
"It could look like a women, sound like a women, dress like a women, and act like a women but you never know for sure"
"Bundys don't eat vegitables"
"A fat women clip cloped into the shoe store today, so fat she made three smaller women orbit around her, asked for something to make her look sexy. I said it will be a long time before someone that ugly walks in to make you look sexy and I don't know when they started letting women carry stun guns"