asterisk8 said:

I'll never understand the way some folks spend their time, but then I don't have to understand it to find it amusing!

I used to spend all my time trying to get into an exclusive club. Only it was open to everyone and only exclusive because I got kicked out for peeing in the punch bowl. So I tried ever more elaborate disguises to get back in and even when I made it in, instead of enjoying the party I just peed in the punchbowl again. Then I drank the punch and waited to get recognized by the bouncer and thrown out again.

Good times.