twooffour said:

Bingowings said:

You could if you learned to duck like a quack.

That... was... linguistical genius! How, how do you come up with this awesomeness?!

It's a one of those really useful life skills some people are just born with.

When I was in middle school I wrote a short pamphlet on the subject called "Jigsaw Puzzles Made Easy With Hammers And Pliers".

Salman Rushdie was kind enough to refer to it as his bible (when working on tag-lines for cream cake adverts).