I enjoy reading your posts.
Thanks for the tip but A) for a chair to be an office chair it has to be in an office and shooting through basement windows, while a challenge, really isn't my style B) the perineum shot is my signature move besides what would be the point of shooting you through the head?
If you really want to help, next time you are reading without buying in Borders, drop your trousers, do a handstand near a window and wave with your feet.