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Al Bundy
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How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...
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"Women can't live with em. The end"
"Love, hate were family whats the difference"
"Shes a tramp son"
"Revenge is great"
"Oh yeah well your a chicken"
"Because we get horny and don't have the sense to say no"
"Sorry Peg I wasn't listening to you I was thinking about killing myself"
"Damn George Washington I wish he was dead"
"Doesn't the constitution gives us the right to life, nudity, and the pursute of happiness"
"Good one God"
"My pretty teenage daughter with the brain of a fruitfly makes $3000 dollars in one week should I be worryed"
"Look at the mighty coakroach. They have been hear long before man and will be here long after were gone. Because they eat crap"
"Look at that I would say it was a chicken but it doesn't have any breasts only nuggets"
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1. Its okay to call hooters snake trays or dishs
2. It is wrong to be french
3. Its okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder
4. Lawyers see rule 3
5. Its okay to drive a gas gusiler if it helps you get chicks
6. Everyone should car pool except me
7. Bring back the word stewwerdises
8. sicronized swimming is not a sport
9. Mudwrestling is a sport
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Married with Children French spoofs
Newscaster: Scientists continue to sift through the pile of ruble that was until yesterday the repulblic of France
Bud: Pretend my pants are Franch and invade me
Al: She got you shaken like a French man in a thunderstorm
Al to crowd: Im I the only one hear who hates the French
Crowd: NO!
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Originally posted by: jimbo
Bud: Pretend my pants are Franch and invade me
this one is classic.
Did you just remember all these off the top of your head or do you have a website you refer to?
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--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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true that one was classic bossk. and i can just see bud's grin when he is saying that LOL!
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"Jimbo for you to get that much Married with Children knowledge you must have no life at all"
"None whatsoever" I responed
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I can just see Bud following up that line with (in a bad French accent)... "Divide and conquer!"
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Originally posted by: motti_soL
nice jimbo...
true that one was classic bossk. and i can just see bud's grin when he is saying that LOL!
Bud was fucking some foreign chick so you couldn't see his face. You could only see Als.
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Originally posted by: Bossk
I wasn't gonna say it, Jimbo. I swear. Scout's honor.
I can just see Bud following up that line with (in a bad French accent)... "Divide and conquer!"
Thats statement I made was a modified Al Bundy line.
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"A fat women came into the shoe store today. Here I am easing her hoof into a shoe when suddenly she panics rears up and begins to gallop around the shoe store lucky a butter stick fell out of her purse and I was able to grease my thumb and pull myself free"
"Pegs like a black widow. Kills her mate during sex"
"You oviously have never had sex with your mother before"
"Pumkin see that tree out there. It grows, it changes, it stands, and as far as I am conserned you are just as smart as that tree"
"If Darwin was right they will know in about a million years"
"A fat women Godzillaed into the Shoe store. So fat she was protected by Greenpeace. She asked for something she could wear to Christmas. I told her to stand on her hands past a star to her ass and go as the worlds fatest, ugliest, tree."
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whos the one with the itchy gun
whos the one who kills for fun
Phyco Dad Phyco Day Phyco Dad
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