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Sluggo said:
Take it easy, Fink.
???
I just meant we can't answer the question. Of course we can give advice (as Boosty has done).
Sluggo said:
Take it easy, Fink.
???
I just meant we can't answer the question. Of course we can give advice (as Boosty has done).
It just sounded snarky.
Oops, didn't mean it that way.
Guh, besides the obvious, I can't wait until this insipid holiday is over because then it'll be another ten months before I have to see another shallow, manipulative jewelry commercial. I hate this holiday!
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Way off topic, my wife and I always make fun of the "Surprise Car Gift" commercials around Christmas.
"Gee honey, you made a huge financial investment without even considering if I thought it was prudent at this juncture, especially considering we can barely keep our kids in socks and shoes. Yay!"
(I secretly suspect she wishes I'd buy her a car)
My damn wedding anniversary was last Friday. Now I have to buy more shwag. I do I get anything? Nooooooooooooo.
Wife's birthday was Saturday. Should have just gotten married on February 13, just have a 3 day dinner-date party and be done with it! ;-)
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Three day? Wha?
TheBoost said:
My damn wedding anniversary was last Friday. Now I have to buy more shwag. I do I get anything? Nooooooooooooo.
You'd better hope the wife doesn't keep tabs on (y)our online activity.
Thermostat said:
TheBoost said:
My damn wedding anniversary was last Friday. Now I have to buy more shwag. I do I get anything? Nooooooooooooo.
You'd better hope the wife doesn't keep tabs on (y)our online activity.
(y)our....
I smell a frame.
TV's Frink said:
Oops, didn't mean it that way.
that's ok, I didn't read whatever was written before and what is there now does not sound snarky to me.
TheBoost, you don't get anything on your wedding anniversaries...?
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
Warbler said:
TV's Frink said:
Oops, didn't mean it that way.
that's ok, I didn't read whatever was written before and what is there now does not sound snarky to me.
I didn't edit it....I mean, I did, but only to change "answer" to "question."
TheBoost said:
V-Day is the perfect day to make that move on whatever lady has caught your eye.
I'd be too scared to do that and right now, I don't have the money for dating.
: (
No need to be scared. Worst thing she can say is no.
And target a rich woman ;-)
TV's Frink said:
No need to be scared. Worst thing she can say is no.
but she could laugh in my face(others around us could laugh also) or slap me or call me names
TV's Frink said:
And target a rich woman ;-)
a rich woman would only date rich men.
Warbler said:
TV's Frink said:
No need to be scared. Worst thing she can say is no.
but she could laugh in my face(others around us could laugh also) or slap me or call me names
She's not going to slap you unless you do something inappropriate or she's a raving lunatic, in which case she might slap you anyway.
And I guess she might laugh, but so what? Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Warbler said:
TV's Frink said:
And target a rich woman ;-)
a rich, snobby woman would only date rich men.
Fixed.
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My holiday has been terrible...until the folks at Warner sent me this lovely greeting...complete with candlelight!!! (Barry Lyndon!!!)
Happy Valentine's everyone.
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captainsolo said:
My holiday has been terrible...until the folks at Warner sent me this lovely greeting...complete with candlelight!!! (Barry Lyndon!!!)
Happy Valentine's everyone.
Picture no worky :-(
it worky just fine.
No it don'ty.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
well it wasy worky
Ok, all you guys. Knock off the baby talk or I'll sock all of you.
With the socky wocky?
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.