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pointless bickering = bored hairy_hen

people getting on high horse about pointless crappe = annoyed hairy_hen

coming back from vacation expecting interesting catch up reading on the forum and finding only pointless rubbish = disappointed hairy_hen

spending half the day in hospital waiting for girlfriend's mother to get out of surgery = quietly worried hairy_hen

being able to watch Buffy on good sound system at home instead of tiny speakers in hotel room = happy hairy_hen

re-reading Prisoner of Azkaban = thrilled and amazed hairy_hen

anticipating dark_jedi's GOUT v3 release to finally watch Star Wars again after a year = impatient and excited hairy_hen

inane and asinine jokes about people's breasts and buttocks switching places on their bodies = disproportionately amused hairy_hen

making random lists in pretentious and roundabout style = insomniac hairy_hen

hairy_hen =

a) all of the above

b) none of the above

c) both

d) neither

e) I can't think of anything clever to put here

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V got a temp ban for animosity towards others in the "Laserdisc Revived" thread.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Warbler said:

it isn't just about what he, it is about how stupidly he went about it.   Someone as stupid as him does not belong in Congress.

 

 

Rep. Joe Barton (R-Texas) —  just passed along how wind power might aggravate climate change.

Wind is God’s way of balancing heat. Wind is the way you shift heat from areas where it’s hotter to areas where it’s cooler. That’s what wind is. Wouldn’t it be ironic if in the interest of global warming we mandated massive switches to energy, which is a finite resource, which slows the winds down, which causes the temperature to go up? Now, I’m not saying that’s going to happen, Mr. Chairman, but that is definitely something on the massive scale. I mean, it does make some sense. You stop something, you can’t transfer that heat, and the heat goes up. It’s just something to think about.

So this dude doesn't believe in climate change, except that windmills might cause it.

Some guy emailing cheesecake pictures doesn't even touch this in terms of stupidity.

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TheBoost said:

Some guy emailing cheesecake pictures doesn't even touch this in terms of stupidity.

I think you meant

http://www.southparkclub.com/pix/character/beefcake.jpg

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Wilfredo Arandela says :

Hola como usted puede ver I' parte posterior de moviemacho. Esto es una escena de mi suds de La última película de la lujuria apasionada.

Hacia fuera pronto en DVD que ofrece a Peter Mayhew.

Gócese por favor vigoroso.

BANG!

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I've missed my favorite wash-bot.

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I want to grind my pain into fine powdwer feed it to some dogs decimate the dogs. cut them up feed them to lions rip oput the intestines of the lions while stepping on their hearts. unlesh the black plague on the universe!!!!!!!!!



(I'm sick, dark thoughts becuase, pain no go away..... I WANT PAIN END NOW!!!!!!!!!!!)



(Sorry if not appropriate)


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http://twister111.tumblr.com
Previous Signature preservation link

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Only 5 more years until the end of the world!

Ghostbusters 2 said:


Elaine: According to my source, the end of the world will be on February 14, in the year 2016.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Valentine's Day. Bummer. Where did you get your date, Elaine?
Elaine: I received this information from an alien. As I told my husband, it was in the Paramus Holiday Inn, I was having a drink at the bar, alone, and this alien approached me. He started talking to me. He bought me a drink, and then I think he must have used some kind of a ray or a mind control device because he forced me to follow him to his room and that's where he told me about the end of the world.
Dr. Peter Venkman: So your alien had a room at the Holiday Inn, Paramus.
Elaine: It might have been a room on the spacecraft made up to look like a room in the Holiday Inn. I can't be sure about that, Peter.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Of course not! And that is the whole problem with aliens; is you just can't trust them. Occasionally you meet a nice one; Starman, E.T., but usually they turn out to be some kind of big lizard!

Star Wars Revisited Wordpress

Star Wars Visual Comparisons WordPress

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Usually they turn out to be some kind of big lizard - like in V!

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I can no longer turn my computer off because it crashes every time I try to turn it back on.  At the exact same time, my flash drive petered out.  Then the very next day my printer refused to print.  And now Flash (the program) just conked out for no reason, so I can't watch anything online.  Life sucks.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Sorry to hear about that, Gaffer. But I have great news!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just saved lots of money by switching to Geico!

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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Can you feel the love?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can't. :p

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Ripplin said:

And I'm sorry your computer is your life. :p ;)

No one's more sorry about that than I. =P

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Me too!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.