1. Its okay to call hooters snake trays or dishs
2. It is wrong to be french
3. Its okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder
4. Lawyers see rule 3
5. Its okay to drive a gas gusiler if it helps you get chicks
6. Everyone should car pool except me
7. Bring back the word stewwerdises
8. sicronized swimming is not a sport
9. Mudwrestling is a sport