pointless bickering = bored hairy_hen

people getting on high horse about pointless crappe = annoyed hairy_hen

coming back from vacation expecting interesting catch up reading on the forum and finding only pointless rubbish = disappointed hairy_hen

spending half the day in hospital waiting for girlfriend's mother to get out of surgery = quietly worried hairy_hen

being able to watch Buffy on good sound system at home instead of tiny speakers in hotel room = happy hairy_hen

re-reading Prisoner of Azkaban = thrilled and amazed hairy_hen

anticipating dark_jedi's GOUT v3 release to finally watch Star Wars again after a year = impatient and excited hairy_hen

inane and asinine jokes about people's breasts and buttocks switching places on their bodies = disproportionately amused hairy_hen

making random lists in pretentious and roundabout style = insomniac hairy_hen

hairy_hen =

a) all of the above

b) none of the above

c) both

d) neither

e) I can't think of anything clever to put here