Warbler said:

Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages . . . I give you the dumbest politician in the history of American government:

http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-general/20110209/US.New.York.Congressman.Quits/

Wait! So this dude DIDN'T sleep with anyone, DIDN'T misuse government funds, DIDN'T commit any crime outside of extreme tackiness... and he resigns?

That's like expecting the District Manager of Arby's to resign because he didn't pick up after his dog in the park. How does one lead to another?