"Jabba one inch heh cokhbah musshahnee trite annyou anya russka, hehehe"
"chess poco tootaaah, christooh krenkaaa... ya oscar!"
I've always wondered why these two sentences ended with an "oscah" sounding word despite the completely different content.
I sort of dismissively chuckled when reading it, but that Cracked article was right... now I know Greedo's played by a woman in high-heel flip flops...
Damn you Cracked! You ruined everything! Not just Star Wars... but everything!