"Women can't live with em. The end"
"Love, hate were family whats the difference"
"Shes a tramp son"
"Revenge is great"
"Oh yeah well your a chicken"
"Because we get horny and don't have the sense to say no"
"Sorry Peg I wasn't listening to you I was thinking about killing myself"
"Damn George Washington I wish he was dead"
"Doesn't the constitution gives us the right to life, nudity, and the pursute of happiness"
"Good one God"
"My pretty teenage daughter with the brain of a fruitfly makes $3000 dollars in one week should I be worryed"
"Look at the mighty coakroach. They have been hear long before man and will be here long after were gone. Because they eat crap"
"Look at that I would say it was a chicken but it doesn't have any breasts only nuggets"