It sounds almost like something from Lucas' first draught :
Until the recent GREAT REBELLION,  the BE ZONE F--KERS were the most  feared warriors in the universe.  For one hundred thousand years,  generations of robot zombies perfected their art  as the personal bodyguards of the f--King of ggg.  They were the chief architects of the  invincible ROYAL GHOST FIGHTERS,  which expanded the f--king power across  the galaxy, from the celestial equator  to the farthest stars.  Now these legendary warriors  are all but extinct. One by one,  they have been hunted down  and destroyed as enemies of  the NEW ANGEL PORNSTARS by a  ferocious and sinister rival  warrior sect, THE LEGIONS OF THE FINAL MILF.
Once the drugs kick in and you have written a few draughts it might even begin to make sense.
In fact The Legions Of The Final Milf is such a good title I think we should have a poster design competition for it (you could design the DVD covers).