It sounds almost like something from Lucas' first draught :
Until the recent GREAT REBELLION, the BE ZONE F--KERS were the most feared warriors in the universe. For one hundred thousand years, generations of robot zombies perfected their art as the personal bodyguards of the f--King of ggg. They were the chief architects of the invincible ROYAL GHOST FIGHTERS, which expanded the f--king power across the galaxy, from the celestial equator to the farthest stars. Now these legendary warriors are all but extinct. One by one, they have been hunted down and destroyed as enemies of the NEW ANGEL PORNSTARS by a ferocious and sinister rival warrior sect, THE LEGIONS OF THE FINAL MILF.
Once the drugs kick in and you have written a few draughts it might even begin to make sense.
In fact The Legions Of The Final Milf is such a good title I think we should have a poster design competition for it (you could design the DVD covers).