Ziggy Stardust said:

twooffour said:

Gaffer Tape said:

With the complete nosedive this conversation has taken over the past few days, it's beginning to make me glad that I don't have kids and don't intend to have any...

Welcome to the club!

Can I join?

Sure you can! And in our new club, we shall play a game, called "how would we influence and educate our kids we'll never have"?

I know what I'd do. I'd wait until he's like 7, then I would tell him to watch Flash Gordon 1980, or he's not getting any ice-cream. If he says something like "daaad, i dun like it, its silly!" or "whats up with this weird guy with the beard, he on crack", he gets his head chopped off. It's a CAMP movie, it's SUPPOSED to be silly you idiot head!

Hey ain't so bad, you can always make more kids, right?

I mean, good think I'm never having any, isnt't it?!