What are your favorite Al Bundy lines? In my opinion Al Bundy is the coolest guy. He is the all American man. He enjoys sports, beer, and hooters. He is the essence of every man. He is all men. He is what we want to be like but can't because of the rule of women. Lifes constantly kicking the poor guy down but he gets up and keeps on trying. Bundys are losers not quiters. Als family doesn't respect him, nieghboor hates him, works for minimum wage selling shoes to horrible fat women.