ChainsawAsh said:
Oh dear God, I wish that were the case.
That's another thing that's a big gray area when it comes to film, though - with so many people that work on it, who owns the copyright? The director? The screenwriter? The producer? The film studio?
I believe that in most cases, the studio owns the copywrite to the film itself, and except in special cases, to the characters and situations as well.