Now with 100% more Inception spoilers (was: xhonzi's Guide to Not Being Ignored by xhonzi (or to get your groove back)) — Page 2

Author: xhonzi
Time: 28-Jan-2011 1:43 PM
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twister111 said:

xhonzi said:

twister111 said:

xhonzi said:

Step 1: See Inception.

So, your proclivity of this entertainment parlance which was enraptured via celluliod. Has now lead you to partake in this activity which it is incumbent upon you to exclusivity of communication towards those who have witnessed it?

Hmm... sounds like he hasn't seen it.

INGITED!

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Secondly, I've seen it several times before you started this whole ignore people not having viewed Inception thingy. Then again doesn't matter now I'm ignored too....

Apologies on both fronts, milady.

unIGNORED!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

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Author: TV's Frink
Time: 28-Jan-2011 3:43 PM
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twister111 said:

TV's Frink said:

Joseph Ducreux?

NO U

Author: twister111
Time: 30-Jan-2011 12:11 AM
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TV's Frink said:

NO U

As you wish.

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Author: Ziggy Stardust
Time: 31-Jan-2011 6:03 PM
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I've seen Inception! What's the next step?

Author: TheBoost
Time: 31-Jan-2011 6:08 PM
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Ziggy Stardust said:

I've seen Inception! What's the next step?

I can't speak for xhonzi, but I for one think you're now a worthwhile human being.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 31-Jan-2011 6:09 PM
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Ziggy Stardust said:

I've seen Inception! What's the next step?

Use "irregardless" as often as you can.

Author: xhonzi
Time: 1-Feb-2011 3:01 PM (Edited)
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Yes, it's time to unveil Step #2 in not getting yourself ignored by xhonzi.

Step #2: Don't use the "i" non-word.

and we might as well lay this down too:

Step #3: Don't confuse average mean with average mode. (You know who you are.)

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: xhonzi
Time: 1-Feb-2011 3:02 PM
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TheBoost said:

Ziggy Stardust said:

I've seen Inception! What's the next step?

I can't speak for xhonzi, but I for one think you're now a worthwhile human being.

Unfortunately Ziggy, you were never on my ignore list, so confirmation that you have watched Inception doesn't drive me to any unIgnoring actions.

But it's possible this is our first point-to-point interaction, therefore you are officially not ignored.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 1-Feb-2011 3:21 PM
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xhonzi said:

Step #3: Don't conrfuse average mean with average mode. (You know who you are.)

Is anyone else conrfused by this step?

Author: TheBoost
Time: 1-Feb-2011 3:39 PM
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TV's Frink said:

xhonzi said:

Step #3: Don't conrfuse average mean with average mode. (You know who you are.)

Is anyone else conrfused by this step?

Only people a bit below the average median.

Author: Akwat Kbrana
Time: 1-Feb-2011 4:26 PM
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xhonzi said:

Yes, it's time to unveil Step #2 in not getting yourself ignored by xhonzi.

Step #2: Don't use the "i" non-word.

But...but...I thought you liked "Inception." Now we're not allowed to use the word?

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Author: xhonzi
Time: 1-Feb-2011 4:31 PM
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Akwat Kbrana said:

xhonzi said:

Yes, it's time to unveil Step #2 in not getting yourself ignored by xhonzi.

Step #2: Don't use the "i" non-word.

But...but...I thought you liked "Inception." Now we're not allowed to use the word?

Inception is a word- an i word, in fact. I, of course, was referring to the "i" non-word.

Refer to Frink's blatant disregard for my condition in the preceding post.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: xhonzi
Time: 1-Feb-2011 4:33 PM
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TV's Frink said:

xhonzi said:

Step #3: Don't conrfuse average mean with average mode. (You know who you are.)

Is anyone else conrfused by this step?

Alrright, yoru grot mre. Conrfused irs nrot a wrord. Irt's probarbly nort evern a nron-worrd ars murch ars irt irs a typro.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: Akwat Kbrana
Time: 1-Feb-2011 4:45 PM
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xhonzi said:

Inception is a word- an i word, in fact. I, of course, was referring to the "i" non-word.

Refer to Frink's blatant disregard for my condition in the preceding post.

But...but...the only i word that Frink used in the preceding post was "is." See?

TV's Frink said:

Is anyone else conrfused by this step?

So are you saying we can't use the word "is"? I don't really understand your reasoning, but I guess I'll try to follow the rules irregardless.

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Author: xhonzi
Time: 1-Feb-2011 5:44 PM
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IG...

Oh wait. Looks like I already have you down on the list.

Carry on, then.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: Akwat Kbrana
Time: 5-Feb-2011 11:45 AM
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The wife and I watched Inception last night. Got tired of waiting for the library, so we snagged a copy from Redbox. Extremely fascinating and thought-provoking movie. I'm glad you convinced me to watch it, Xhonzi.

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Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 5-Feb-2011 12:43 PM
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Suck-up...

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Akwat Kbrana
Time: 5-Feb-2011 3:08 PM
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Akwat^ ^Gaffer

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Author: TV's Frink
Time: 7-Feb-2011 10:05 AM (Edited)
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Author: xhonzi
Time: 7-Feb-2011 11:04 AM
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Woo-hoo!

unIGNORED!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 7-Feb-2011 11:11 AM
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I haven't watched it yet...

Author: xhonzi
Time: 7-Feb-2011 11:34 AM
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Frink,

I've been looking over your posts in the "Last Movie Seen since Inception came out that Weren't Inception" thread.

What. Is. Your. Problem?

[Frink, Y U No See Inception?!?! gif]

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 7-Feb-2011 11:36 AM (Edited)
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I was waiting for my wife and I to get to a place with the baby where we could actually sit together for a few hours and watch a movie together, rather than me watching by myself in one hour chunks while getting the baby to sleep.

Decided if it's really all that and a bag of xhonzicorp Chips, I could watch it a second time with the wife.

Also, my visit would be pretty awkward if you ignored me the whole time.

Author: xhonzi
Time: 7-Feb-2011 11:38 AM
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*crickets*

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 7-Feb-2011 11:39 AM
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Well, I figured your wife and kids might take a stab or two at small talk, but otherwise....yeah.