For as little and as non-offensively as you post, and as non-confrontational as you are, I find it kind of humorous how often you seem to find yourself unwittingly in these kinds of situations.
I think you are in the clear now though, this topic is now about peculiar body hair and my desires to die young...ish. Hmmm, maybe I should start taking smoking more seriously... I am kind of a pipe (or cigar) once every couple of months kind of guy. A pipe a day ought to do the trick in about 15 years, right? ;)