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What is your social life like? — Page 4

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xhonzi said:

 you both kiss the same way, you both draw your guns the same way

Wait a minute... how do you know that!?

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I'll never tell.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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But you did tell! And my heart is now completely broken! (Despite the fact I blew you off entirely for Gaff).

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Stob trying to drag me out of retirement you two!

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xhonzi said:

So you're not so different after all.

You both have the same height, the same build, you both kiss the same way, you both draw your guns the same way, and you both sing the same wrong words to Amazing Grace.

You are talking about using the lyrics of "Gilligan's Island", right?

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I'll never tell.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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And now my heart is partially broken.

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xhonzi said:

I'll never tell.

Uuuuhh, yeah, I guess I better get tested...

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At least he's sorry for getting mad at himself.

?

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He must be another one of my multiple personalities.

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Me and the wife are going away for the weekend!!!! We haven't been away (without the baby) since the baby was born 21 months ago. In fact, we haven't been away from the baby for more than 5 hours in all that time.

I'm doing a samba in my head.

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TV's Frink said:

Can we borrow your babysitter?

 If you wanna borrow my wife's sister, she is very nice.

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TheBoost said:

TV's Frink said:

Can we borrow your babysitter?

 If you wanna borrow my wife's sister, she is very nice.

Let's just stick to mom jokes plz.

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Your mom has a massive stick.

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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Your Mom reads the reason for your edit.