What is your social life like? — Page 3

I find this thread amusing.

I have always been a total dork, and socially very aloof and awkward. Always been into really nerdy things and never afraid to admit it. I've also usually tended to want to spend time by myself, rather than being around other people all the time. I'm not extremely good looking either and literally every woman I have ever been close to has at one point or another gentle told me I walk really weird...

Yet, I have never had problems getting the attention of the opposite sex, and sometimes, usually when I am not available, it feels like I get far more attention than I'd like.

Nerdiness has little to do with lack of female company. I see it as an excuse more than anything else. There are other issues at work, clearly. Case in point, being afraid to ask a girl if she is single, but rather going through the trouble of stalking her on facebook in order to find it out. If you've already got a conversation going with her, asking if she has a boyfriend is a perfectly reasonable question and shouldn't be a very big deal at all.

I don't like Christmas cards, they are flappy and cause paper-cuts, the glitter is course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

*applesauce*

005!

But...but...that's not the reaction you are supposed to have!

To clarify my previous post...

             ^Frink                           ^005

He did the applesauce thing.

Someone never watched Chip and Dale as a kid.

CP3S said:

Someone never watched Chip and Dale as a kid.

Yep...and now I have a giant sad.

And Donald...you mustn't forget the Duck....which reminds me of Craig T Nelson...

Darn I've already washed my pans.

Here you go 005.

I recommend the whole thing but skip to about 2:55 and watch for about one minute for the relevant part.

Yes...but why be fair?

CP3S said:

I find this thread amusing.

I'm not extremely good looking either and literally every woman I have ever been close to has at one point or another gentle told me I walk really weird...

 

You guys did the applecore gag without me!  I feel like a proud papa!

TheBoost said:

CP3S said:

I find this thread amusing.

I'm not extremely good looking either and literally every woman I have ever been close to has at one point or another gentle told me I walk really weird...

 

 

I now have this image that you walk like Jar-Jar. And you always wear a vest and are barefoot.

Nothing like that! I don't know, I guess I just kick my feel out in a weird way when I step. It isn't that noticeable unless you are focusing on my feet (which is something women have a tendency to do. I've had at least three women decide they'd teach me how to walk properly, one damn near did it too, but my ankles got really sore after about a week. I've decided to adopt the story that I have a minor bone deformity as an excuse (for all I know, I do).

No vests or bare feet for me either.

I do that too, so did my dad.

I always find that one shoe tends to wear down at a different angle to the other one.