Episode I: This Is A Movie That Will Have Sequels, Which Are Movies That Follow The Story Set Up By The First Movie, And Since It Is The First Movie, It Gets The Number I.

Episode II: There Will Be Clones And They Will Attack, But That's All I Can Really Tell You, Except That The Clones Will Attack With Laser Guns And Rockets, Which Are Sometimes Called Missiles.

Episode III: The Sith Get Revenge, Which Is A Dish Best Served Cold, Which Is Usually Accomplished By Putting The Dish In A Refrigerator For A Few Hours.