Put a pic of Summer Glau on my desktop recently. This pic, specifically: http://files.myopera.com/indrid%20cold/albums/660844/summer-glau-ballet-03.jpg
Girlfriend saw it and seemed to become jealous of my admiration for someone so beautiful and talented. Reminded her that she used to crush hard on Daniel Radcliffe a few years ago and had all kinds of pics of him everywhere. Pretended to a greater amount of jealousy than I had actually felt at this (was really more a slightly uncomfortable amusement). Seemed to cheer her up somewhat. Left to ponder strange nature of such things . . .