I moved back to my home town a year and a half ago to take care of my sick dad (cancer, doin' better now). Couple that with an infant baby (now a 20 month baby) me or the Mrs. haven't had much of a social life. Which was a huge change, because we were social butterflies up in San Francisco where we had been. Things are slowly getting to be a bit more jolly for us. Reconnected with some old mates, actually went out to the pub just last week.

facebook is a great way to find out if girls are single or not. It saves you the embarrassment of having to ask them.

LIES. If a girl wants you to know she's got a fella, she tells you. If she doesn't, it means she's looking to trade up.