My biggest complaint about Apple (users) is the sense that PC (users) are out to get them. Um... didn't they start that mess with the "I'm a Mac, I'm a PC" commercials? Sure, PC guys are on the defensive now. Apple seems to be the biggest source of disinformation on the subject anyhow:
Macs:
Music
Movies
Cool
Games
Internet
Girls!
Hip
PCs:
Spreadsheets
Ugly ties
elbow patches
thick glasses
high waisted pants
(and certainly no internet, games, or media (or sex))