"Hey, Darth!"
"Hi, Darth."
"Nice Darksaber, Darth"
"Yes Darth. Thanks."
"Hey, why do we all have red darksabers, Darths? It would rock if I had a hot pink one."
"Would you like to end up like that one dude named Darth that wanted a double ended one? I heard he's with all the Darths on TATTOOine."
"Ouch."