Sluggo said:

Boost, I don't feel that sorry for you. Do you ever cook things on your own? That may be your only hope.

But, yeah, I get ya. Sometimes a dudes got to have a white bread sandwich.

I cook breakfast on weekends, but dinner is the wife's job (and she hands out the jobs).

The only option is to have my wife cook dinner, then go make my own... which would also result in sleeping on the couch.

And I don't expect to be felt sorry for. That's the problem: that the problem is so unproblematic, I have no skills to deal with it .

And to the OP:
Just had a bowl of leftover herb mashed potatoes and spinach and a cup of green tea.