Akwat Kbrana said:

Tallguy said:

Now look at all of the people posting on this board: Have any of us met before now? Any unknown relatives? Did anyone take anyone else's job or know anyone else's cousin? Does anyone own my old Firebird? And we're only separated by thousands of miles. In Star Wars we're talking the freaking galaxy!

Waaaaait a minute. Tallguy? As in Rob Tallguy?? Dude! It's me, Alistair Balderdash, your long-lost second cousin thrice removed! I'm only using "Akwat Kbrana" as a pseudonym because I'm in hiding from our mutual great-uncle, Count Vendetta, who sometimes lurks on these forums since he, in a weird coincidence, happens to be married to Jay's ex.

Don't tell anyone.

Well played, sir.

Darth Vader: Luke... I am your father!

Luke Skywalker: Noooo! That's impossible!

Darth Vader: It's true! And Princess Leia is your sister!

Luke Skywalker: That's... improbable.

Darth Vader: And the Empire will be defeated by Ewoks!

Luke Skywalker: That's... highly unlikely...

Darth Vader: And as a kid, I built C-3PO!

Luke Skywalker: ...wha?

[time passes]

Darth Vader: And you know that all-powerful Force? That's really just microscopic bacteria called Midichlorians!

Luke Skywalker: [smoking a cigarette] Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm outta here!