"So, what is it going to be? A slow moving laser bean? A golden gun duel?"
"No, Mr. Bond. None of that." *turns the radio on, dances, and cuts bond's ear*
Now, wouldn't it be cool to have a Tarantino Bond movie with Steve Buscemi as the Bond villain, and Uma as Bond girl? Of course Tarantino himself would be Q, and Samuel L Jackson as M.
"So, M... stans for MuthaFucka?"
"Corret-a-mundo."