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A few years ago I was coming over a gentle rise in the road, out in the Texas hill country and came upon a group of Turkey Vultures eating something big. They were just off the road in some short grass. I slowed as quickly as I could - they took off as quickly as they could. If you're not familiar with them, they're very large and it takes them a moment to get moving.

By the time I was on them I was going about 30. I tucked down as low as I could and one of them grazed off the top of my helmet. No damage to either of us, but it sure scared the hell out of me. That 60-inch wing span blotted out the sky.

 

 

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Davnes007 said:

GW starts to get a thorough examination from Dr. Turkey, PhD.

Dr. Turkey and GW Bush

Holy Freakin Funny!  The look on GW's face is the funniest thing I have seen this year!  Wow.

"Hey ma, I think the turkey's dun!"

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Huh?  Oh, whoops, sorry.  I admit I've totally ignored this thread during the whole "turkey" craze.  But I didn't want to spoil anyone else's fun, so I let it go on for a while.  I guess it's been long enough now.  THREAD IS OPEN!!!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffer Tape said:

I admit I've totally ignored this thread during the whole "turkey" craze.

:-(

Anyway, bkev and none are PARDONED!!! for time served.

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Hmm...thread has been open for a few days now....is this the end of the thread?

*sniff*

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It's amazing that this thread has been going for nearly a full year now.

This thread is about nostalgia.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffer Tape said:

It's amazing that this thread has been going for nearly a full year now.

This thread is about nostalgia.

Hope I didn't sound like I was complaining, I was just wondering if we should keep it going.  I'm game if others are too.

And REJECTED!!! (nostalgia is too subjective)

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Wanted to see if I could stuff another Turkey post in.

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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Heh heh.  Since the thread is open, you theoretically can stuff anything you want in here.

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This thread is about funny looking vehicles

 

 

 

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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This thread is about my ever-increasing feelings of loss of self-worth due to Frink's constant rejections?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.