And this is why I don't want to have kids - it's too difficult to hide the PT from them. j/k.
An unenviable position to be in, good luck with that.
If I did have children I'm sure sooner or later they'd find out the about the PT movies and I just thought of this now, when prompted, I'd honestly tell them I don't have them to watch, I don't like them, they're pretty silly/bad and besides they were written and directed by a different person than the original movies - mostly true in reality and certainly true symbolically.