I would make everyone on here a Darth...
Darth005
DarthDavnes
DarthSluggo
DarthLeo
DarthAkwat
DarthBingo
DarthWarb
DarthAnchor
DarthChainsaw
DarthTwister
Darthnone
Darthkraly
Darth'sFrink
Except for people named Darth...
LukeSolo
LukeMallwalker
LukeChronus
And so on.
How would you rename people?
EDIT: Yeah, I just remembered Bingo started a similar thread a while back. But screw it, things have been slow here lately.