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Yep. Someone who doesn't like machine guns that much.

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Is that a 'P" or a "F" on the picture of that there Purse?

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Q: What's a fagoda?

A: Yoda's favorite brand of cigarette.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.  Please, open your purses and tip your OP.

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Is that the holy hand-grenade of Antioch? On a purse?

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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STAR TREK!!!

...PURSE!!!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I'm gonna win the thread with those ones...

 

 

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Meh.  I'd say a titmessengerbag beats a titpurse.  I'm not saying that size is everything, but, you know, it helps.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Something I hate with purses is that you always have to fold your bills...

 

... And then they keep talking out loud...

 

 

 

($20) Front:

 

 

Back:

 

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Gaffer Tape said:

STAR TREK!!!

...PURSE!!!

That gal really gets around...

http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.93296239.jpg

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Is she embarrassed to be photographed with those purses and/or bags?  

She's not a very good nerd.  She definitely wouldn't like this one:

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And on that 20-sided die of a purse... THREAD IS OPEN!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.