Ken just doesn't seem to get the "lair" thing, does he:
You keep saying that we call Lucas a "lair" but we have no reason to call Lucas "a place where a wild animal lives, often underground and hidden, or a place where a person hides," which is a dictionary definiton of the word "lair."
lair noun
/le?r/
/ler/ [C usually singular]
a place where a wild animal lives, often underground and hidden, or a place where a person hides
a fox's lair
the thieves' lair
Sorry to spoil the fun Frink but I just couldn't stand it anymore ;-)