Because this thread is continually pulled down into ridiculousness, I have no apologies for derailing it further with more interesting talk about real sword technique...
Just to show that no one sport or martial art fully encompasses all aspects of using a sword, I present you with a great video of Iaido (pronouced ee-EYE-doh). Iaido is the Japanese art of drawing a sword, striking down one or more imaginary opponents, and resheathing the sword (usually after a motion to shake or fling the blood from the blade). The basic premise for each individual kata, or technique, is that the practitioner is in a peaceful, non combative state, but is then threatened. He cuts down his attacker(s) before they can do the same to him. In some kata you see him moving the handle of his sword around oddly before drawing the sword. This is b/c in those kata, he sees his attacker beginning to draw his (the attacker's) own sword. The practitioner then uses the handle of his own sword to interupt & stop his opponent's attack before drawing his own sword to end the fight.