Worst Edit Ideas — Page 12

There's a politics thread for that kind of post.

lol, you're right.  I withdraw the comment.

- To get the DS2 to fire the Imperial Commander has to get three Vader heads on a slot machine.

- Turn Darth Vader's capsule/pod/meditation chamber thing into a hot tub.

- Replace the Snowspeeders with flying Taun Tauns.

C'mon Adywan. These are great ideas. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Luke : "Leia, do you remember your mother? Your real mother?"

Leia : "Remember her? Er...Luke this isn't going to be easy to say this but..."

Luke: "I was just about to say that because if I don't come back you are the last hope for the Alliance. Vader is on this moon, he's come from for me, I have to face him he's my..."

Leia : "Your father, yep we all knew that, we were just kind of embarrassed, what with you be such a hero and all, anyway you asked about my mother..."

Luke : "You knew all this time and you didn't tell me? Everybody seemed to know except me... well there's more to it you see you are my."

Leia : "Sister...yeah great isn't it? It took me about five minutes to figure it out. I would have been a bit cold with you if I thought you were just the son of the guy who blew up my homeworld but seeing as your my brother it's all cool really. Just one of those things."

Luke : "Bloody Hell!"

Leia : "What?"

Luke : "There was me all worried about the kissing and stuff and you knew all about it already, what did you think you were doing?"

Leia : "Well I haven't told Han yet and it was kind of fun winding him up, it's been a bit of a private joke really, especially seeing as his best friend is our mom."

Luke : "Lando?"

Leia : " No...Chewie...duh! Well good luck with that turning dad to the light side thing. It's not going to be easy going with the Death Star being fully operational and an entire legion of the Emperor's best troops to fight but if you pull it off we can have a nice bonfire party when you come back."

Luke : "Whatever" 

Han : "Did it work?"

Leia : "Like a dream."

Han : "You even did the Chewie bit?"

Leia : "That was a lot easier than I thought it was going to be. Did you let anyone else in on the joke because he came out with the Vader being his dad and me being his sister thing on his own?"

Han : "Say..you don't think...?"

Leia : "No I do not! I wouldn't have spent all that time and money sticking loudspeakers in his skull and anti-gravity pads in his feet and hands if I actually believed in that Force nonsense?"

Han : "Who was your mother anyway?"

Leia : "The Queen of Naboo, former Queen really, she fell in love with a handsome knight and lost the will to live when I was born."

Han : "Really?"

Leia : "Oh Han, the look on your face...give me a hand with these glow in the dark inflatable Jedi ghosts." 

You know what's terrible for kids? The fact that the bad guys are portrayed as bad guys! The Death Star/Alderaan scene is a great example of this! Why doesn't Alderaan ALSO have a super laser that then shoots at the Death Star first! Wait, then that portrays Alderaan as a bad guy.... How about the Death Star ACCIDENTALLY shoots first and misses, then Alderaan shoots and misses, then the Death Star shoots and hits!

How about after Han shoots Greedo (After Greedo shoots first of course, but by accident, so it's not a bad example), Han attends Greedo's funeral and mourns Greedo's death for the rest of the movie! We can use a digital Harrison Ford!

Should I keep going? I have a whole list of these "Shooting First" jokes?

EDIT: Damn, I didn't want to post this great idea in the "Worst Edit Ideas"... I meant to post it in the adywan thread, can someone help me move this?

LexX said:

I wouldn't say that this is a bad idea, actually I think it'd be funny as hell to replace all Vader's lines with Schwarzenegger's voice like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKEg6fJ-7P4 Man, that would be fun to watch if someone did it.

I did one of Darth, but replaced his voice with a Dave Prowse style Northcountry accent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiJOA46HAec

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Have little Annie ask everyone he meets for the first time if they are an angel.

Have Anakin do it for the duration of his life thus forging a stronger bond between the PT and OT.

Darth Vader : Are you an Angel? No? Then you are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor, take her away!

Imperial Officer: [to Vader] Holding her is dangerous. If word of this gets out, it could generate sympathy for the rebellion in the Senate.

Darth Vader: I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.

Imperial Officer: She'll die before she'll tell you anything.

Darth Vader: Leave that to me... Are you an Angel? 

Davnes007 said:

Hey all. Haven't been around in a LONG while...but I should be around more often in the near future.

Anyway, I thought this would be the perfect place to let you know about my latest, and greatest, Star Wars video.

It's a mix of lots of different stuff, that almost defies description.

:)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7KL78pbhA4

 

Have a great Holiday & New year everyone. :D

 I don't remember Gameboy Advance games being that awesome when I was a kid....

Yay, Ericas back!

As for the vid - at last! The Falcon is toast! And every movie should finish like that after the end credits ;-)

Lonely Bobocop, is Lonely.

I thought it was cool.

I know I said I was never coming back, but seeing this thread made me have to ask Davnes007 if it is okay if I copy or use similar footage from his Star Wars Holiday Special 2010?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7KL78pbhA4

It is the part from 8:59 to 9:39

I'm planning on making an edit of the movies called "The Star Wars Trilogy Super Special Edition" and the tag line will be "and you thought the changes to the special edition and '04 DVDs were bad..." As you can imagine, I'm making the DVD versions even worse. I'm screwing up the colors more, I'm making Luke's lightsaber colors even more inconsistent, but Davnes007 beat me to the punch with that idea in his Holiday Special. I'm going to include a cut-out of Boba Fett included even more pointlessly throughout the films and a bunch of other stuff. So Davnes007, is it okay if I copy your idea of Luke's lightsaber changing colors throughout shots?

Actually, i like the idea of Luke's lightsaber constantly changing color. It could be like a cool rave-party light, with rippling rainbow hues.

let's just have everyone's lightsaber change color in ever shot.

I suggest replacing every fight scene in the OT with fights from the PT, only with the relevant character's heads badly composited over the PT characters.

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