You know what's terrible for kids? The fact that the bad guys are portrayed as bad guys! The Death Star/Alderaan scene is a great example of this! Why doesn't Alderaan ALSO have a super laser that then shoots at the Death Star first! Wait, then that portrays Alderaan as a bad guy.... How about the Death Star ACCIDENTALLY shoots first and misses, then Alderaan shoots and misses, then the Death Star shoots and hits!

How about after Han shoots Greedo (After Greedo shoots first of course, but by accident, so it's not a bad example), Han attends Greedo's funeral and mourns Greedo's death for the rest of the movie! We can use a digital Harrison Ford!

Should I keep going? I have a whole list of these "Shooting First" jokes?

EDIT: Damn, I didn't want to post this great idea in the "Worst Edit Ideas"... I meant to post it in the adywan thread, can someone help me move this?