Luke : "Leia, do you remember your mother? Your real mother?"
Leia : "Remember her? Er...Luke this isn't going to be easy to say this but..."
Luke: "I was just about to say that because if I don't come back you are the last hope for the Alliance. Vader is on this moon, he's come from for me, I have to face him he's my..."
Leia : "Your father, yep we all knew that, we were just kind of embarrassed, what with you be such a hero and all, anyway you asked about my mother..."
Luke : "You knew all this time and you didn't tell me? Everybody seemed to know except me... well there's more to it you see you are my."
Leia : "Sister...yeah great isn't it? It took me about five minutes to figure it out. I would have been a bit cold with you if I thought you were just the son of the guy who blew up my homeworld but seeing as your my brother it's all cool really. Just one of those things."
Luke : "Bloody Hell!"
Leia : "What?"
Luke : "There was me all worried about the kissing and stuff and you knew all about it already, what did you think you were doing?"
Leia : "Well I haven't told Han yet and it was kind of fun winding him up, it's been a bit of a private joke really, especially seeing as his best friend is our mom."
Luke : "Lando?"
Leia : " No...Chewie...duh! Well good luck with that turning dad to the light side thing. It's not going to be easy going with the Death Star being fully operational and an entire legion of the Emperor's best troops to fight but if you pull it off we can have a nice bonfire party when you come back."
Luke : "Whatever"
Han : "Did it work?"
Leia : "Like a dream."
Han : "You even did the Chewie bit?"
Leia : "That was a lot easier than I thought it was going to be. Did you let anyone else in on the joke because he came out with the Vader being his dad and me being his sister thing on his own?"
Han : "Say..you don't think...?"
Leia : "No I do not! I wouldn't have spent all that time and money sticking loudspeakers in his skull and anti-gravity pads in his feet and hands if I actually believed in that Force nonsense?"
Han : "Who was your mother anyway?"
Leia : "The Queen of Naboo, former Queen really, she fell in love with a handsome knight and lost the will to live when I was born."
Han : "Really?"
Leia : "Oh Han, the look on your face...give me a hand with these glow in the dark inflatable Jedi ghosts."