"Why, you, old fat bastard, what the hell have you done? Greedo is... shooting Han first?! That's not what I meant in that scene! And what the hell is this CGI Jabba, by the way? What is CGI, some sort of evil magic used to do special effects? Whatever happened to stop-motion animation?! And... what in God's name is that thing, Jar Jar Binks? Are you stoned or what? Why did you create that awful, anoying thing?"
"Well... my bank account has more than 1 billion dollars in it, if you know what I mean."
"Oh. So, uh, how about inserting Jar Jar on every scene of every movie you make, eh? Love that little fella."