Akwat Kbrana said:

I just saw the most pursy, purse-nickety purse-on. He was purse-ing his lips, purse-piring heavily, and purse-istently purse-uing another purse-on whom he desired to purse-ecute simply for the crime of carrying a purse! He was neither purse-onable nor purse-uadable, and purse-onally, I didn't find his purse-spective very purse-picacious.

I had a great idea for Batman 3. It should feature a Mr. Percy Sackmore, who commits handbag themed crimes as the vile Prof. Purse.