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Two nations divided by a common language (English English):

Purse (For money) :

Purse

Handbag (a bag ladies carry in their hand or over the shoulder) :

Handbag

Pocketbook (a small note book you can slip into your pocket).

Pocketbook

Obi-Wan said :

    "My pocketbook is sort of pocket sized" 

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My aunt liked it on the pool table.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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bkev said:

My aunt liked it on the pool table.

???

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Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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Akwat Kbrana said:

If I am forced to carry a purse in shame, I hope it is that one.

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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EyeShotFirst said:

If I am forced to carry a purse in shame, I hope it is that one.

Hear, hear.

Also, to those of you who think that Jar-Jar is a racist caricature of Jamaicans, you're wrong. He is, in fact, a racist caricature of...

...a purse.

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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This, too, is a fairly manly purse. At least as purses go...

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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"Pursed lips" now has new meaning.

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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TV's Frink said:

Anchorhead said:

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Purse Manor Something Or Other, in England.  Might need a little help from some of our UK brethren.

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Purse Caundle Manor is in Dorset and like lots of rustic manor houses that are attempting to pull in tourists it's apparently haunted.

So it's a ghost purse.

Meanwhile over in North Norfolk here is Mermaid's Purse :

Mermaid's Purse

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I don't care if I get laughed at, I am buying this purse.

 

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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http://geekgems.com/images/computer-keyboard-purse.jpg

I declare this lame purse lame, due to the keys being randomly placed.

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There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.