Luke : How did my father die?

Ben : Well...There's no easy way to say this Luke, it was a real mess, a real horror show but... he died in child birth, A man his age giving birth to one child was difficult enough but I guess after giving birth to your sister he just gave up the will to live.

Luke : What?

Ben : It was the will of the Force, what can I say.

Luke : The Force?

Ben : Well, the Force is what gives a Jedi his power...

Luke : Tell me later, what about my mother?

Ben : There was no mother, I can't explain it, there I was chopping the legs off your dad over a lava pit and he starts begging me to stop because he was pregnant.

Luke : I...I can't believe I'm hearing this.

Ben : That's what I said but believe me when you've seen a half cooked legless guy giving birth to twins you will believe anything... I've got it all on Betamax, you want to see it?

Luke : I better get home I'm late as it is.

Ben : You must do what you feel is right of course.

Luke : Alright I'll watch for a few minutes, it's not like my aunt and uncle will be senselessly murdered in my absence or anything.